"You may employ the services of Smokey under these circumstances:
A. Plane crashes on island and pilot may know how to signal for help.
B. Man pretending to be a priest refuses to admit sins.
C. Someone kills your fake daughter."
-Mama Scout, TWOP forum member

I'm so excited about LOST! This is a mock-instruction card on the specific rules enabling a person to awaken the non-sensical smoke monster. LOST's new season starts tonight!

Also, televisionwithoutpity.com, or twop.com is a brilliant website for anyone who loves TV shows and funny people. The forums there are my favorite forums on the internet, especially the people in the LOST threads. But it has every tv show imaginable, from Grey's Anatomy to Judge Judy. Brilliant.